The Unconventional Gazette
May 22, 2014
Mother Superior and two nuns were attending a Yankees baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area of the ballpark.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, “I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there.”
Finally the third guy yelled, “I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there.”
The Mother Superior turned around, looked sternly at the men, and in a very calm but firm voice said, “Why don’t you three go to Hell. There aren’t any nuns there.”
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