By Bob Walsh
PACOVILLA Corrections blog
May 12, 2014
A teenage car thief received one or more extra body orifices Saturday night courtesy of the San Jose PD.
The unnamed thief was spotted driving a stolen car and the cops attempted to stop him. He didn’t want to stop and instead rammed two police cars. That aggravated the local constabulary and one officer opened fire on his happy ass, ending the situation promptly.
The thief is now in the hospital. He’s lucky it wasn’t the morgue. I hope they throw the book at him.
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