Thursday, May 22, 2014

LIFESAVERS: THAT CANDY WITH THE LITTLE HOLE

The Unconventional Gazette
May 21, 2014

A second grade teacher had her class identify the flavor of LifeSavers by their color:

Red ………. Cherry
Yellow …… Lemon
Green ……. Lime
Orange …. Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all Honey LifeSavers. None of the children could identify the taste. So the teacher said, “I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

Suddenly one little girl looked up in horror, spit out her LifeSaver, and shouted “Oh my God, they’re fucking assholes!”

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