Tuesday, September 26, 2017

MISSOURI INMATE ABOUT TO BECOME VERY POPULAR

by Bob Walsh

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington, 53, (formerly known as Willie Simmons), is doing life for two murders and is a guest of the people of Missouri. He is also a militant non-smoker. He sued the prison system to ban ALL smoking in the prison because he is asthmatic. He won.

The state of Missouri has been ordered to go smoke-free at all areas in all prison facilities not later than April 1 of next year. I am sure all of the denizens of that system will be terribly grateful and appreciative over his concern for their health.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cigarettes are like cash in the slammer.