Tuesday, September 26, 2017

WEEPING WEENEE WAVER WEINER SENTENCED TO PRISON

Federal judge ignores pleas for leniency by Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin

A federal judge on Monday sentenced former Democratic New York congressman Anthony Weiner to 21 months in prison and three years of supervised release for sexting a 15-year-old girl in which he asked her to get naked and touch herself on Skype and Snapchat.

Judge Denise Cote was not impressed with Weiner’s plea for mercy on grounds “I focus on how I live my new, smaller, healthier life one day at a time. I was a very sick man for a very long time. I have a disease but no excuse.”

Judge Cote also ignored a plea by Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton’s close buddy, to spare her husband a prison sentence for the sake of their 5-year-old son.

Weenee waiver Weiner wept when the judge pronounced sentence. She ordered Weiner to report to a yet not named federal prison by 2 p.m. on November 6. He was also ordered to pay a $10,000 fine.

I suspect Weiner will serve his time in a federal prison camp for low risk, non-violent offenders. I wonder if he will do any weenee waiving while he’s there. If he does, one of those non-violent inmates might just get violent.

And this o is Weiner’s asshole now. This O is likely to be Weiner’s asshole when he gets released from prison.

When Weiner gets out, the sicko sex offender will have to register as a sex offender.
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ANTHONY WEINER ABOUT TO MAKE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS

by Bob Walsh

On Monday morning Carlos Danger, AKA Anthony Weiner, former congressman and all-around pervert, was sentenced to 21 months as a guest of the people of the United States.

It seems that Carlos just could not restrain himself from sending dick pics and sexting with a 15-year old girl. The federal judge in NYC was not amused, though Carlos could have gotten 27 months.

Weiner sniveled, and cried, and said he was a sick man, and begged to not be sent to prison. It didn't work. His wife, Hillary's bestie Huma Abedin, is divorcing his happy ass. But that's OK, I am confident he will make LOTS of new friends in prison.

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