Monday, September 18, 2017

VERDICT IN FIRST SLENDER MAN CASE

by Bob Walsh

A jury has found Ms. Anissa Weier, now 15, to be not responsible due to mental defect in the attempted murder of a 12-year old classmate three years ago. She admitted to the act long ago, which was hard to deny as the victim survived 19 stab wounds and lived to testify. An already=agreed-to plea deal means that Ms. Weier will be a guest in a state nut farm for at least three years. Her road dog, Morgan Geyser, has pleaded not guilty to attempted first degree murder due to mental disease or defect.

A witch doctor has testified that both girls suffer from a shared delusion relating to the internet character, Slender Man.

Ms. Geyser will go to trial next month. The girls allegedly believed they had to kill their friend to keep Slender Man from killing their families. Allegedly. Downhill with a tailwind.

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