Monday, September 30, 2019

GUN COMPANY SUMMARY

by Bob Walsh

I did not author this. I "borrowed" it from a gun forum I hang out on but I thought it was amusing so here it is. Enjoy.

Beretta: You only hate us because we won the XM9 trials.

Browning: Have you seen our new T-shirts, dog bowls, hats, hoodies and bumper stickers? Oh, we make guns too.

Colt: The more you ask for it the less likely we are to build it.

FN: We are like H&K but we are Belgian.

Glock: So perfect we have updated it five times.

H&K: We are not against civilians owning guns. We are just against poor civilians owning guns.

Hi Point: Why spend $500 on a handgun when you can spend $200 for a gun and have $300 left over for beer.

Mossberg: You didn't ask for a M4 stock on a lever action rifle or a chainsaw grip shotgun, but we built it anyway.

Kel-Tec: Our level of innovation exceeds our level of production.

Remington: We have more lemons than Minute Maid.

Ruger: We bring you the innovation of others at an affordable price.

Sig Sauer: German and Swiss heritage with Indian quality control.

S&W: We have the revolver market locked up.

Taurus: We heard you like to gamble.

Winchester: An American legend....built in Japan.

2 comments:

Trey Rusk said...

Those were great! I sent it to my son who is a LE Firearms Instructor. He will get a kick out of it.

Trey Rusk said...

In fact, He is qualifying me tomorrow and he doesn't fuck around. You can either shoot or you can't.