IT’S CALLED A ‘SNATCH STASH’

Sometime back in the ‘50s, Hollywood actress Marie ‘The Body’ McDonald was jailed with a large diamond ring concealed within her vagina. There have been many cases of women using a ‘snatch stash’ to conceal substantial amounts of contraband within their vaginas. It is believed that jail and prison inmates are getting cellphones from women visitors with the phones thus concealed. Both men and women often use a ‘keister stash’ to conceal contraband up their asses.

The ACLU has successfully argued that keister and vaginal searches without probable cause violate the Fourth Amendment protection against unreasonable searches and seizures. As a result, it has made it more difficult for correctional authorities to prevent drugs from being smuggled into jails and prisons.

In the following case we have a woman that was a dumbass twice over. First she failed to leave a parking lot as requested several times by some nice cops. That got her busted. Then, after she got locked up, jailers overheard her bragging to another inmate about having Xanax stashed up her snatch.

ALEXANDRIA ALEXXIS GONZALES: JAILHOUSE SEARCH MISSES 92 XANAX IN HER ‘CROTCH AREA’
By Richard Connelly

Houston Press Hair Balls
May 11, 2012

Alexandria Alexxis Gonzales may have been drunk enough to get arrested for public intoxication, but she was smart enough to keep the 92 Xanax pills she had hidden during the ensuing jailhouse search.

On the other hand, she was unsmart enough to later be overheard by jailers making a statement "which lead them to believe that she may have been concealing narcotics on her person.," Harlingen Police Sgt. John Parrish says.

She was re-searched and a pill bottle was discovered "hidden in [her] crotch area," he says.

Police quickly snatched possession of them and filed additional charges.

Gonzales' rough night began with what police called a routine check of a bar called Rack Daddy's. Gonzales, 21, was in the parking lot about 1 a.m., showing signs of intoxication, police say.

She "was asked several times to leave the premises, but she refused and continued to argue with the officers," police say.

She was then booked and (putatively) searched. About 4:50 in the morning, she was overheard making the comment that led to the new search and discovery.

She's been charged with possession of a prohibited substance in a correctional facility.