Saturday, December 03, 2016

CHEAPSKATE EX-COP OFFERS ‘HITMEN’ ONLY $500 TO SNUFF HIS ESTRANGED WIFE’S GIRLFRIEND

Michael McNatt, who was pissed off because his wife left him to be with her girlfriend, also wanted both women to be kidnapped and sexually assaulted

Michael McNatt, 63, was a Houston cop from 1982-86. He was fired for breaking rules on working extra jobs. He has also worked as a cop in nearby Ames and Clear Lake Shores. As a cop, he must have gotten used to getting free coffee, half-price meals and obtaining goods and services at a substantial discount.

Recently Mike’s wife left him for what he thought was a lesbian affair. That pissed Mike off royally.

In early November it came to the attention of the Pasadena PD that Mike was shopping around for a hitman to kill his estranged wife’s girlfriend. On Wednesday evening two Pasadena undercover cops pretending to be hitmen met up with Mike. He offered them $500 to kidnap and sexually assault both women and then to snuff his estranged wife’s girlfriend.

$500? Now that’s a pretty steep discount in a murder-for-hire plot. Even at that, Mike could only come up with $100 in cash and three gold rings.

Anyway, the cops busted the cheapskate on the spot. Mike is roosting in the Harris County jail charged with solicitation to commit capital murder and two counts of solicitation to commit aggravated kidnapping with intent to commit sexual assault.

I suppose that leaves Mike’s wife free to thrash around the mattress with her girlfriend. Don’t you just love happy endings?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

BarkGrowlBite said...

How true! By the way, that saying comes from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack. It is also popular as a saying with the Hells Angels.

bob walsh said...

That is the problem with buying a bottom-of-the-barrel service provider.