Wednesday, December 14, 2016

TAKE YOUR CRUMB SNATCHER TO WORK

By Bob Walsh

Donald Rucker, 41, is a denizen of the greater Stockton area. On Monday he decided it would be a good thing to take his son, 5 years old, to work with him.

Unfortunately Rucker's work is as an unlicensed pharmaceutical distributor. That afternoon Code Enforcement was paying a visit to the Stockton Travelers Motel which is conveniently just up the street from the P.D. The cops were backing up Code Enforcement, which is neither unreasonable nor unusual in Stockton. In any event they entered Rucker's room and found the crumb snatcher, a loaded TEC-9 pistol and a significant amount money as well as assorted drugs.

The child's mother retrieved him from the cops. They are still looking for daddy.

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