Bernie has managed to capture the slammer's Swiss Miss market
by Bob Walsh
Various broadcast media outlets are reporting today that Bernie Madoff has found a new financial gig from within the walls of the federal hospitality center where he has been housed since his conviction for a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme fraud.
Yup, Bernie has cornered the market of the Swiss Miss hot chocolate mix. He bought ALL of it from the canteen and now, until they get a resupply at least, if you want hot chocolate you have to go to Bernie (and pay his price).
Its good to know that capitalism is still alive and well if only in a very limited way under Barack Obama and Loretta Lynch, at least for the next five days.
1 comment:
I wonder what a single pack of Swiss Miss is going for?
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