VATICAN ADMITS IT SETTLED SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS

German actress Gunte Fuchs alleged Pope Francis raped her in his private chamber

By Wolfgang Grosseschnabel

Der Deutsche Arbeiter
27 October 2017

A shocking accusation has been made by a German actress that Pope Francis raped her last May during a private visit in his chamber.

Here is what Der Deutsche Arbeiter has learned:

Sexpot film actress Gunte Fuchs came forward Thursday to accuse His Holiness Pope Francis of raping her when she accepted his invitation for a private visit on May 17, 2016. Fuchs says she is a practicing Catholic and was thrilled when she receive several emails from the Pope starting last March in which he told her how much he enjoyed watching the films she starred in. Fuchs says that on May 5 she received an email from Pope Francis inviting her for the private visit. He said he would arrange to have the Vatican’s private jet to pick her up. When she asked him what she should wear, Pope Francis told her it would be fine with him if she wore one of her usual low-cut minidresses.

When she arrived at the Vatican, she was escorted by a Swiss Guard to the Pope’s private quarters. Francis greeted her with a long bear-like hug. Then, with her minidress revealing more than she intended, she knelt down and kissed his ring. At that point, Francis grabbed and hugged her again, telling her in German, “Liebling Ich brauche für dich, um mich zu lieben.“ [Darling I need for you to make love to me.]

Despite her repeated shouts of “Nein, nein, nein,” Francis dragged her into an adjoining room which appeared to be his sleeping quarters. Fuchs was amazed at how strong he was for an 81-year-old man. She continued to shout’Nein,nein, nein,” to no avail. He threw her on the bed and unbuttoned his frock until his penis popped out. Thenhe forced her to give him a blow job. Then Francis forced her to get on all fours and fucked her doggie style. She kept to shouting “Nein, nein, nein,” except for a couple of brief moments when she shouted “Ya, ya, ya!”

After a while the Pope was spent and passed out.. Fuchs gathered herself up and left the Pope’s private quarters. A Swiss guard escorted her to some dignitary. She was too shook up to remember his name. He drover her bact the airport for the return flight to Germany on the Vatican’s private jet.

When asked why she waited until now, she explained that she was sure no one would believe her and then her movie career would be kaput. She said two events caused her to come forward. One was Friday’s fiery speech by actress, Rose McGowan, the first of Harvey Weinstein’s victims to come forward, calling on all sexually abused women to come forward. Then Fuchs said she was also encouraged when four women came forward to accuse 93-year-old former president George H. W. Bush of groping them while sitting in his wheelchair.

When asked why anyone should believe her, she replied that she had proof. Pope Francis is not circumcised and he has a big pimple on the head of his penis,” she said. “I think it was the pimple that made me shout ya, ya, ya!”

Guiseppe Fallucci, the chief spokesman for the Vatican, told Der Deutsche Arbeiter that there was absolutely no truth to the Gunte Fuchs accusations. Here is Fallucci’s statement:

“The Holy Father is deeply hurt by the accusation he raped Gunte Fuchs. It is true that he has seen several of her films and that he invited her to the Vatican. But Pope Francis never got to see Miss Fuchs because she was escorted away for being inappropriately dressed. There is absolutely no truth whatsoever of the Pope touching her inappropriately or forcibly abusing her sexually. He never had any contact with her during the month of May or any other month for that matter. We can only conclude this was a cheap publicity stunt.”

However, to put these spurious allegations to rest, our attorneys and those for Miss fuchs have agreed on a substantisl settlement, the terms of which will remain confidential.

The Holy Father forgives Gunte Fuchs for her sins.

Following the release of the Vatican statement, Fuchs announced she was abandoning the Catholic faith and adopting her boyfriend’s faith, Buddhism.

(Guenther Braun translated this story into English.)