Thursday, January 09, 2020

56 KILLED IN STAMPEDE AT FUNERAL OF GOAT FUCKER

by Bob Walsh

A total of 56 people died in a stampede on Tuesday in the town of Kerman in sotheast Iran during the funeral of Qassem Soleimani, head goat fucker of the Revolutionary Guard, who was turned into a crispy critter by a couple of Hellfire missiles about four days ago. Only eight people were killed at the funeral for the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini in 1989. Of course the total of 56 could have included goats, One never knows about such things.

Damn, I am going to feel bad for 15 or 20 second about that. Or not.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

Thinning of the herd.