Thursday, January 09, 2020

HARRY AND MEGHAN ANNOUNCE THEY INTEND TO GET REAL JOBS

by Bob Walsh

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan, have announced they will financially separate from the British royal family and endeavor to become self-supporting. I am confident that Entertainment Tonight and CNN would offer them significant salaries. I have heard that Meghan already has had several lucrative offers to do porn, but I am confident that is a horribly lie being put about either by anti-Monarchists or other members of the royal family.

EDITOR'S NOTE: No one should give a rat's ass about the gold digger and her idiot mate. They are still going to get paid by the stupid British taxpayers.

UK taxpayers will still pay Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's '$780,000 security and $170,000 travel costs' while they will get $3M-a-year from Prince Charles' Duchy.

3 comments:

bob walsh said...

The UK press is saying that the Queen is royally pissed at them for bailing out as far as they did against her wishes.

Trey Rusk said...

They aren't qualified to do much.

bob walsh said...

They could go into journalism. You don't need to be very smart or very talented to do that.