I HOPE DISNEY DOES NOT FUCK THIS UP

By Bob Walsh

Disney just announced that there will be a Frozen III and Frozen IV.  They have not announced how woke the productions will be.  

With a bit of luck somebody in charge will click on the reasons that I and II were so popular and go with the flow.  If not they may have another couple of woke stinkers on their hands.  The new Snow White is having major production issues and is doing a year's worth of reshoots to try to salvage the project.

In a vaguely related issue, the head of marketing of Budweiser announced that he is bailing out at the end of this year.  I can't imagine why.

 

EDITOR'S NOTE: My usually reliable source tells me that Anna, Elsa and Kristof will all be black in Frozen III and that Anna will transition into a man. Kristoff will come out of the closet and admit he is gay. There will be a rainbow in the backdrop throughout Frozen III.