Israel and Iran sign historic peace treaty that sends shock waves throughout the Western world
Israel agrees to facilitate Iran's nuclear weapons development. Netanyahu said he was sick and tired of Biden and Blinken's threats. Ali Khamenei orders proxies Hamas, Hezbollah and Houthis to end all hostilities against Israel
Daily News
April 1, 2024
Benjamin Netanyahu addressed the Israeli people and told them that the peace treaty with Iran will end the Mideast conflict and bring the Hamas hostages home
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, in his address to the Iranian people, said "Death to the Great Satan" (America) and "Long live Israel."
In an earth shattering announcement the foreign ministers of Israel and Iran announced that the two longtime bitter enemies had buried the hatchet and signed a peace treaty. In accordance with the treaty, Israel agreed to facilitate Iran's nuclear weapons development. In return, Iran will order proxies Hamas, Hezbollah and Houthis to end all hostilities against Israel. Hamas will also be ordered to release all hostages immediately.
Netanyahu explained that he was sick and tired of Biden and Blinken's threats. He said the loss of the US as an ally will be offset by the benefits of a peace treaty with Tehran.
President Biden was thunderstruck by the surprise announcement. He summoned Secretary of State Antony Blinken to the oval office. Biden was heard shouting "You fucking piece of shit, you misled me against Israel." Blinken replied, "But I was only doing what President Obama wanted." Biden shouted, "I don't care. You're fired. Get your fucking ass outta here before I have you thrown in jail. I don't ever want to see your fucking face again."
The relationship between President Biden and Secretary Blinken came to a screeching halt as Blinken was fired by the President
The traty between Israel and Iran is expected to cost American workers thousands of jobs due to the loss of contracts for fighter jets, air defense systems and munitions.
Both China and Russia expressed their approval of the treaty and sent their congratulations to Khamenei and Netanyahu. The Europeans were appalled and condemned the Jewish state.
We've now come to the end of this April Fool story.
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I knew it was Bullshit. (USA)
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