YOU'RE RACIST

ALL RACISM ALL THE TIME
By Doug Gamble
　
PoliticalMavens.com
August 13, 2010
　
Liberals have made it clear that if you oppose any of President Barack Obama’s policies, you’re racist. And if you oppose illegal immigration, you’re racist. But it doesn’t stop there. With new guidelines being issued minute by minute making it hard to keep track of what’s racist, here’s an update:
　
If you want the white pitcher of the baseball team you’re cheering for to strike out a black batter on the opposing team, you’re racist.
　
If you cheer for a football team with a white quarterback and you want your team to beat a team with a black quarterback, you’re racist.
　
If the children you gave birth to are white, you’re racist.
　
If you watch the George Lopez show but don’t laugh at all his monologue jokes, you’re racist.
　
If you put cream or milk in your coffee because you don’t like it black, you’re racist.
　
If you watch "Cops" but don’t change the channel in outrage when a black man is arrested, you’re racist.
　
If you go to Las Vegas and choose the slots over blackjack, you’re racist.
　
If you’re a Cleveland Cavaliers fan and you’re upset at Lebron James because he abandoned your team for Miami, you’re racist.
　
If you’re on any flight that passes through Phoenix on the way to your destination, you’re racist.
　
If you supported Holland over Spain in the World Cup final, you’re racist.
　
If you’re so old you remember the last time two white guys fought each other for the heavyweight championship and you enjoyed that fight, you’re racist.
　
If you prefer McDonald’s to El Pollo Loco, you’re racist.
　
If you don’t buy the books recommended by Oprah Winfrey, you’re racist.
　
If you hope not to develop black lung disease, you’re racist.
　
If you dress your bed in white sheets, you’re racist.
　
And by the way, if you’re a male who disagrees with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, you’re also sexist.