GEORGIA BLONDE GOING TO TORONTO

The Unconventional Gazette
July 2, 2013

An American Airlines flight is on its way from Atlanta to Toronto when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The Flight Attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return and sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “This Georgia Peach is going to Toronto and I’m staying right here because it’s much more comfortable than back there.”

The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Captain and the First Officer that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.

The First Officer goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat in the back.

The blonde replies, “This Georgia Peach is going to Toronto and I’m staying right here because it’s much more comfortable than back there.”

The First Officer returns to the cockpit and tells the Captain that, since she won’t listen to reason, they should radio ahead and have the police waiting to arrest this blonde bimbo when they arrive in Toronto.

The Captain says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde!

The Captain goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.

She says, “Oh, I’m sorry.” Then she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The Flight Attendant and First Officer are amazed and asked the Captain what he said to make her move without any fuss.

He said that he told her, “First class isn’t going to Toronto.”