Monday, September 02, 2013

3 YEARS IN TOILET TANK BETTER SENTENCE

Sicko peeper who hid in toilet tank of women's portable potty gets 3 years in prison

In 2011, a woman at a yoga festival in Boulder, Colorado entered a portable toilet. She noticed some movement in the toilet tank and then saw a shit-stained face looking up at her. Upon being discovered, a man covered in shit climbed out and beat feet. The cops caught up with Luke Chrisco, 31, and threw the dirty peeper into the pokey.

In July, Chrisco pled guilty to attempted unlawful sexual contact and two burglary counts. He was sentenced Friday to three years in prison and 10 years of probation.

In my 'professional opinion,' a far better and more just sentence would have the peeper serve three years in the shit-hole of a busy men’s portable crapper.

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