Tuesday, June 14, 2016

HOW ‘PC’ WILL IT BE?

By Bob Walsh

There was a horrific shooting at a large gay nightclub in Orland, FL, in the wee hours of Sunday morning. At least 103 people were shot. 50 have died, including the gunman.

The shooter was an American born Muslim of Afghan descent who was (allegedly) offended by gay people kissing in public.

I predict that, within the next 24 hours, the God-King Barack I will issue a statement containing most of the following.

Most of the fault lies with the NRA, Donald Trump, the Tea Party or George Bush.

Islam is a religion of peace.

“Assault rifles” are evil. People who own them are evil (unless they happen to be Muslim).

Islam is a religion of peace.

Donald Trump is a racist homophobe.

Islam is a religion of peace.

The shooter was “forced” to take the action he took due to harassment by George Bush and Donald Trump.

Islam is a religion of peace.

“Large capacity” rifle magazines are evil incarnate.

The words “Islamic terrorism” will not pass Obama’s lips. Not once.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It turns out his wife knew of his plans and tried to talk him out of it, but did not contact the FBI.