I’ve shrunk down from 5-8 t0 5-4½
Friday, I had a bone density scan. The technician asked me how tall I was. I told her 5-6, which I believed I was. But when she measured me I was only 5-4½.
Holy shit! I used to be 5-8. How depressing! If this keeps up, I may be shorter than my dick if I live for a few more years.
And my dick is also shorter than it used to be. It’s only good for peeing now. More depressing shit!
I guess I’m entitled to be called the incredible shrinking nonagenarian.
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