Friday, August 28, 2020

I THINK I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT

by Bob Walsh

After paying modest attention to both major political parties conventions and watching the bullshit and bombast connected thereto, as well as various news broadcasts and reading some actual news papers, I have come to the following conclusions.

The Republican Party position:  Things were going along pretty good until the Covid-19 bug hit.  (Pretty much true.)  Our response to the Covid-19 bug was maybe not perfect but was pretty reasonable and was a damn sight better than what the Democrats were pushing.  (Also pretty much true.)    We have a fair chance of having a vaccine and an effective treatment both by the end of this year, and a good chance having them by the spring of next year.  (True.)  Once we beat the Covid-19 bug we will be back in very good shape.  (Probably true.)

The Democrat Party position.  We hate Donald Trump.  (Undeniably true.)  Donald Trump is a nasty, incompetent bastard.  (Probably not true.)  We will make sure all this violence and bullshit keeps happening unless you vote us in, and maybe even beyond then.  (Almost certainly true.  It is a basic shakedown operation.  It may work.)  

That's basically it.  The Democrat-Socialist are trying to extort us to vote for them by threatening to burn down out businesses, chase us out of restaurants and have loud, irritating "demonstrations" on our front lawns all night unless we vote for them.  The Republicans are saying, "Fuck this shit, arrest those assholes."  

You have not quite ten weeks to make up your mind which position appeals to you.  Choose wisely.    . 

1 comment:

Dave Freeman said...

Seems like a no brainer Bob. Unfortunately...it appears that a significant number of Americans are no longer using theirs.