Saturday, August 22, 2020

TAKE-AWAYS FROM THE DNC CONVENTION

by Bob Walsh

As far as I can tell, these are the basic planks of the Democrat position based on my limited viewing of the convention and news analysis of the speeches.

1)  Donald Trump is evil, as are people who support him or even consider voting for him.

2)  If Biden is elected, everybody's taxes will go up, except illegal aliens, who will get free health care and blanket amnesty.

3)  If Biden is elected, there will be no cops and private citizens will be forbidden to own guns (except liberal office holders and their private security).

4)  Every major metropolitan area will look like Portland, Chicago, New York or St. Louis.

5)  Undocumented democrats will be welcomed from wherever they came, and will get free health care and welfare payments.  They will be able to drive without licenses or insurance and will be exempt from most laws, including those against owning and carrying weapons illegally.  Weapons laws will be vigorously enforced against citizens and legal resident aliens..

6)  All carbon based fuels will be outlawed, and you can freeze in the dark during the winter and sweat in the dark during the summer, you ungrateful bastards.  

7)  Donald Trump is still evil.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Except for 1, 2 and 7, all the rest are figments of your imagination.  You've had either too much Green Death or you've fallen for conspiracy theories.

If the general public were to perceive the Dem's plat form like you do, Trump would not have to campaign ... he would be a shoo-in for re-election.     

2 comments:

Dave Freeman said...

Stick around Howie. If Biden is elected and you live long enough...you'll be eating those words.

bob walsh said...

Howie, maybe some of these (except #6) are SLIGHTLY exaggerated, but they are not that far out there. And, unfortunate though it is, roughly 35-40 % of the population will vote for anyone with a D next to their name, no matter how bat-shit crazy they or their positions might be. It is hard to run against Santa Claus. Free shit for everybody may not be realistic, but it still might be a winner. The concept of "enlightened self-interest" is lost on many people, especially the enlightened part.