By Bob Walsh
Yesterday God pistol-whipped his mother in Bartow,
Florida and then shot it out with the responding deputies from the Polk
County SO.
The incident
kicked off about 5:30 pm when God (sometimes known as Wayne Volz) got
pissed at his parents in their Fort Meade home. It got unpleasant and
he physically attacked his mother and then his father when he tried to
intervene. I am guessing Voltz isn't really God because his father
certainly could have whipped his ass if he was. He also said his mother
was the devil, which doesn't track theologically.
For
some reason passing understanding Volz took his dad to his dad's place
of work, the Lowe's store in Bartow, intending to cause problems there.
His dad managed to cut out and let people know that things were about
to go sideways. The cops showed up and Volz tried to beat feet, then
opened fire on the local constabulary. One deputy and one cop were
injured in the back-and-forth. God-Volz died from gunshot wounds. I
guess he wasn't really God after all. That will show him.
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