Saturday, June 14, 2025

LIAR, LIAR, PANTIES ON FIRE

By Howie Katz

 

 EVEN IF IT'S A LITTLE GEOGRAPHY by Becs


DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is beter known as ICE Barbie. When questioned during a recent Congressional hearing, she didn't have any idea what Habeas Corpus means, The Trump appointee never misses an opportunity to appear in front of the TV cameras. 

Two of her appearances show what a dumbass she really is. In one, she appeared with an AR-15 pointed at an officer's head. In the other one, she appeared inappropriately dressed, showing off her rack in front of inmates at El Salvador's CECOT prison.
 
 
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem (center) was criticized for how she held a gun in this photo-op with ICE officers during a trip earlier this month to Phoenix, Arizona 
 
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem wore full makeup and her hair blown out when she toured a prison in El Salvador in late March 
 
 
But ICE Barbie is also a certified liar. If you watch TV, I'm sure you have seen her in the nationwide multimillion-dollar ad campaign in which she tells illegal immigrants that if they leave the country voluntarily, they may have an opportunity to come back legally.
 
Here is what Noem says in the add:
 
“Thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for securing our border and putting America first. President Trump has a clear message: if you are here illegally, we will find you and deport you. You will never return. But if you leave now, you may have an opportunity to return and enjoy our freedom and live the American Dream.”
 
That's a damn lie and she damn well knows it. Hell will freeze over before those immigrants who returned to their home countries will be allowed to return to the United States. 
 
The reason we have so many illegal immigrants is because they know that's the only way they can come to this country. While there are a significant number of criminals among the illegal immigrants, the overwhelming majority of them are honest hard working people trying to live the American dream. 

As for dumbass ICE Barbie, she reminds me of the late Houston Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, whose major achievement was the ability to pop up whenever and wherever there was a photo op.

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

But she has really nice hair. That should count for something.

Anonymous said...

ICE Barbie likes to have her picture taken. By the way, she is pretty easy on the eyes.