HARD-UP ROBBER RETURNS TO ASK VICTIM FOR A DATE
Columbus, Ohio police arrested one of three robbers after he returned to ask his victim for a date less than two hours after the Sept. 6 robbery occurred. He asked the victim if she had a boyfrined and wanted to go out on a date.
"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "She recognized him right away when he returned and was able to have her cousin call 911." Laird added that in the more than eight years he’s been a cop, "I’ve never had anything like this [happen] before."
Police officers arrested the amorous robber in front of the victim’s house. He faces aggravated robbery charges. His two accomplices remained at large.
OLD FART ON OXYGEN ROBS CALIFORNIA BANK
A well-dressed old fart robbed the San Diego National Bank in La Jolla of an undetermined amount of cash last Saturday.
The robber was connected to an oxygen tank by plastic tubing that ran to his nose. He carried the tank in a black bag.
He was described as a tall man in his 70s with white hair, a gray mustache and glasses. He was wearing a white beret, argyle sweater and brown sports jacket.
He gave a teller a note demanding money. No one knows for sure if the robber had a weapon.
BURGLAR SLAIN BY AMERICAN SAMURAI
Around 1;20 a.m. last Tuesday, a 20-year-old Johns Hopkins University student heard noises behind his off-campus home and noticed a door to his garage was open. Armed with a samurai sword, the student confronted a burglar in the yard.
When the student yelled at his roommate to call 9-11, the intruder lunged at him. In the best tradition of a Japanese samurai warrior, the student quickly dispatched the burglar with with one swish of his sword.
The deadly swordsmanship occurred only hours after someone broke into his apartment earlier and stole some electronic equipment. After the police held him for several hours, the junior chemistry major was released without any charges being filed.
The dead man had an arrest record of 29 burglaries and had been released from jail only a few hours earlier.
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