Friday, May 27, 2011

A CHINESE MAN DOES BUSINESS THE JEWISH WAY

A Chinese man goes to a Jewish merchant to buy black bras size 38.

The Jewish merchant, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese man buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The man returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish merchant is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the man, please tell me: What do you do with all these black bras?

The Chinese man answers: I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to observant Jews for $200.00 each.

1 comment:

Jewish Business said...

Lmao thats a good one!