Bob Walsh always has a unique way of putting things – moron, bozo, happy ass, road-puppy.
THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT
By Bob Walsh
PACOVILLA Corrections blog
November 22, 2011
A parolee robbery suspect got tripped up by his loot in LA today when the cops used the “Find My Phone” application to locate him. The moron still had the stolen cell phone on him.
The bozo robbed a woman at gunpoint and took her purse, which contained her phone. A passerby let the cops use his laptop to track the phone and they found the bad guy nearby and detained him. When they called her phone his pocket started ringing and they arrested his happy ass. Jason Topper, 34, is now back in the bosom of his psuedo-family at the L. A. jail on suspicion of robbery. They also arrested his road-puppy, Dominique Taylor, 21, who was in possession of a replica firearm.
Topper is being held against a $1 million bail.
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