He should have stolen a Tempur-Pedic bed. That would have allowed him to get a good sleep before venturing out to sell and/or use dope and to steal.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A CRIMINAL, YOU SHOULD STAY AWAKE WHILE COMMITTING CRIMES
By Bob Walsh
PACOVILLA Corrections blog
November 5, 2011
A Sacramento area resident was busted yesterday when he fell asleep in a Walgreen’s parking lot in a car full of stolen property and drug paraphernalia.
Yevgeniy Gorlachev, 24, who was already on an O R release as a suspect in prior criminal activity, was asleep (passed out?) in the drivers seat with the engine running. When the cops showed up to roust him they spotted a syringe and a meth pipe. A search of the car found blank checks that were not his, heroin, weed, and some assorted stolen property.
Gorlachev was arrested for possession and transportation of controlled substances, possession of stolen property, committing a felony while on O R release (I didn’t even know that was a specific crime) and felony stupidity (I just made that last one up).
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