What do former University of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino and former Best Buy CEO Brian Dunn have in common? They both did their thinking with their dicks instead of their brains.
Petrino, 51, the married father of four children, was fired after a scandal came to light when he and 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell were thrown off his Harley in Kansas on April Fool’s Day. Petrino had a lasting affair with the former volleyball player during which he once gave her $20,000 in cash and recently hired her as a member of his football staff. Petrino’s phone records revealed that he and his mistress exchanged over 4,300 texts and over 300 phone calls from September 12, 2011, through April 5, 2012.
Dunn, 50, the married father of three sons, ‘resigned’ as CEO after the Best Buy board of directors initiated an investigation into allegations that Dunn misused company funds to carry out an ‘inappropriate’ affair with a 29-year-old female employee.
Petrino had been the head football coach of the Razorbacks for the past four years. Dunn, who started out as a Best Buy sales clerk 28 years ago, had been the CEO for only three years.
Petrino and Dunn have joined a long list of celebrities that have flushed their careers down the crapper by thinking with their dicks instead of their brains. Former Senator John Edwards is now being tried for illegally spending nearly $1 million in campaign donations to hide his pregnant mistress during his 2008 presidential campaign.
Men beware! When that ‘short arm’ stands at attention, be careful not to let your brain cells exit your head to take up permanent residence in your testicles.
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