An Air Force C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, 'What did you think of that?'
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the fuck did you do?'
The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a bagel with cream cheese.'
The moral to this story is that when you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem a good thing, but when you get older and smarter, comfort and dull is not such a bad thing.
We older folks understand this. It's called S.O.S. - Slower, Older and Smarter.
1 comment:
Reminds me of the Old Bull Story.
Two Bulls are standing on a hill overlooking a herd of cattle.
The young bull says, "Why don't we run down there and fuck one of them?"
The older bull replies, "Let's walk down there and fuck them all."
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