Saturday, October 29, 2016

AT LEAST IT WASN’T FOR A TRIVIAL REASON

By Bob Walsh

Miranda Kay Rader, 19, managed to tail-end a stopped police car a night or two ago in the city of Bryan, Texas. The Texas A&M student was drunk, and was taking a topless selfie of herself while driving to send to her boyfriend.

Ms. Rader was released on $200 bond and is being charged with DUI and possession of alcohol by a minor. I guess driving topless isn't a violation in Texas. I wonder if she actually got to send her picture and if they used it as her booking photo. Probably not, but still......

Neither car was badly damaged and nobody was hurt.

EDITOR’S NOTE: New Aggie joke. How does an Aggie coed take a selfie of her bare boobs while driving? By crashing into a cop car.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll bet her parents are proud!