When a man came charging into the New Teeth Implant and Denture Solutions clinic and chased a bunch of women while waving his weenie at them, the solution he received was an implant from a dentist’s gun
Everything was going smoothly Tuesday afternoon at the New Teeth Implant and Denture Solutions clinic in southeast Houston. Suddenly a man came charging into the building and chased a bunch of women from room to room while waving his weenie at them.
The man finally chased everyone, including the dentist, out into the parking lot. There the dentist told the man, who appeared to be high on some drug, to stand back. When the man charged the dentist, the dentist’s solution was to implant a bullet from his gun into our now unhappy weenie waiver.
The suspect had the unpleasant experience of meeting up with a dentist who was not painless. He is recovering in a hospital.
The police have yet to determine what charges to file and against whom.
2 comments:
I am guessing that weenie waving is probably illegal in Texas. I am also guessing that while shooting a weenie waver might be a tad excessive when the guy charged the dentist that might have triggered a reasonable fear justifying the use of deadly force. In any event I can't imagine either a civil or criminal jury getting too upset about it (at least not in Texas).
I've never been to a painless dentist.
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