Colorado police beg people to stop calling and asking questions about the defecating jogger dubbed the 'mad popper', who is STILL on the loose
By Michelle Ganney and Emily Crane
Daily Mail
October 4, 2017
Colorado police have asked people to stop calling them about the defecating jogger who has been dubbed the 'mad pooper',
They said in a statement: 'No, no updates. If something comes out, we’ll put it on Twitter and Facebook. In the big scheme of things we’d like to get her identified,' according to Deadspin.
He has insisted that people check the Colorado Springs Police Department's Facebook page for information.
However, it was recently revealed that the 'mad pooper', who has been busted defecating on front lawns in a Colorado neighborhood, is not at fault because she has a traumatic brain injury caused by gender reassignment surgery, according to her mysterious spokesman.
An unidentified man claiming to be 'a family representative' of the woman said the jogger wanted to apologize but added that she couldn't help it because she could no longer control her bowels.
The man refused to identify himself or the jogger in a series of since-removed YouTube videos he posted online, KRDO reports. He also declined to verify he was speaking on the jogger's behalf.
He claimed the woman's actions were no different to breastfeeding in public.
Police in Colorado Springs were on the lookout for the mad pooper after a family spotted the woman with her pants down outside their home two months ago.
Cathy Budde said her children were the ones to catch the jogger mid-squat and ran in screaming to tell her.
'They are like, "There's a lady taking a poop!" So I come outside, and I'm like ... "are you serious?"' Budde told KKTV.
'A"re you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?" She's like, "Yeah, sorry!"'
Budde said she thought it was just a one time thing and the woman would have been too embarrassed to show her face again.
But she said the jogger has been back once a week to defecate, despite there being public restrooms in a nearby park.
The woman always has paper towels tucked away in her tights, according to the shocked family.
'I put a sign on the wall that's like "please, I'm begging you, please stop." ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday and she still pooped,' Budde said.
Police urged Budde to take photos of the woman in a bid to track her down.
The jogger could face indecent exposure and public defecation charges if she is caught.
1 comment:
Buy a diaper.
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