Wednesday, February 27, 2019

FAMILY BUSINESS

by Bob Walsh

A Pennsylvania woman and her teenage daughter are now accused of slaughtering five members of their own family. However, the mother assured the cops they all wanted to die.

Shana S. Decree, 45, and her 19-year old daughter Dominique K. Decree, are currently guests of Buck County, PA. in regard to the shooting in an apartment in Morrisville, North of Philadelphia.

Among the dead are a pair of nine year old twins and a 13-year old. One of the dead, Jamilla Campbell, 42, is alleged to have participate in the murders before she was herself murdered.

Bucks County Social Services found the bodies during an unscheduled welfare check. Both women originally used a SODDI defense (some other dude did it) but folded up quckly like a cheap card table while being questioned.

And you thought you had some fucked up family dynamics.

EDITOR'S NOTE: They committed the murders because they believed the world would end this February.

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