Wednesday, April 24, 2013

STOLEN CELL PHONE RINGS FROM WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE

At the end the cops retrieved a shitty phone

What are the odds of a cell phone theft victim being in a police station to report the theft and hearing his phone ring from a nearby holding cell?

Here we have the old keister stash. One could say that at the end the cops retrieved a shitty phone.

POLICE FIND STOLEN CELL PHONE RINGING FROM PRISONER’S RECTUM
The victim of the stolen phone used a tracker app to make the phone ring, could hear it while standing in the police station

By Jamie Schram and Jessica Simeone

The New York Post
April 23, 2013

NEW YORK — An ex-con was busted for stealing an iPhone when it started ringing — while stashed up his butt in a holding cell at the West Village station house, sources told The Post yesterday.

Trent Patterson, 47, had initially been arrested for allegedly burglarizing the trendy Ted Baker clothing boutique in the Meatpacking District at around 5:50 a.m. Friday, along with four other suspects, the sources said.

A food vendor had spotted the five allegedly going in and out of the shop with armfuls of clothing and accessories. The vendor called cops, and all five suspects were quickly nabbed.

Then, as Patterson was in a holding cell at the Sixth Precinct station house, a 27-year-old man whose iPhone had been swiped used an app to track the device, according to the sources.

The victim, who was at the station house to report the theft, called his phone — and heard the ring coming from Patterson in a nearby cell.

When an officer confronted Patterson, the career criminal admitted he'd hidden the phone up his butt, the sources said.

Patterson was charged with criminal possession of stolen property for filching the ¬iPhone 5 and burglary for the clothing heist. He was being held in lieu of $50,000 bond after his arraignment yesterday in Manhattan Criminal Court.

2 comments:

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

I say the PD keep the phone for evidence...the owner can get a new phone.

bob walsh said...

Did they guy even want his phone back??