WE HAVE BEEN INVADED BY ALIENS FROM THE PLANET ZOLTRON

Calquan must have gotten scorched by the sun during his journey from Zoltron to Earth because his skin was all black when he jumped a Michigan police car

Calquan Burr must be from the Planet Zoltran as he claims because no one on Planet Earth would ever be named Calquan. I wonder if there are other Zoltronans among us that we are not yet aware of.

MAN FROM ‘PLANET ZOLTRON’ JUMPS ON POLICE CRUISER
By Christopher Zoladz and Jon Mills

WZZM
June 26, 2014

DALTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Dash cam video shows a shirtless man jumping on the windshield of a Muskegon County Sheriff's Department cruiser.

The incident happened around 11 p.m. Sunday when a homeowner near Blue Lake and Duff roads called police about a man with a four foot metal pole checking windows and doors of her home.

When a deputy arrived, the man, who authorities identify as 20-year-old Calquan Burr of Twin Lake, charged his vehicle and leaped on the windshield.

"The officers rounds the corner and it is dark out -- he had no time to react. The guy is already running at the car. He almost had zero time to respond and there was no time to avoid him," said Lt. Shane Brown of the Muskegon County Sheriff's Department.

Burr dropped his pipe and was arrested. He told deputies he was from the planet Zoltron and was trying to crush the car. Police suspect he was under the influence of mind-altering drugs.

Burr is charged with aggravated felonious assault against a police officer and larceny. The deputy's car was dented and the windshield smashed; Burr was not injured.