NEW GOV SPIKES JERRY'S TOY TRAIN

by Bob Walsh

Gavin Newsom, the new Supreme Leader of the formerly great state of California, stuck a steak in the gut (if not the heart) of Jerry's Toy Train, AKA the California High Speed Rail Authority.

He is going to permit the train to run between South Buttcrack and North Buttcrack (Merced and Bakersfield) just because they have already started it, but the rest of it is dead and stinking. In fact the state will have to repay the feds $3 billion on the deal.

Sounds like a net gain to me. I only wish I could hope that Newsom would KEEP his head out of his ass the rest of his term.