AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE IN HIS KIESTER?

All that Homeland Security training was put to the test.

OK, THIS IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY
By Bob Walsh

PACOVILLA CORRECTIONS blog
April 20, 2010

A California Highway Patrol office in the Lake Tahoe area was evacuated on April 7, in large part because a prisoner told the truth but the cops didn't believe him.

Steven Ferrini, 60, was in custody on a drug charge. While he was being searched the cops found an on/off switch in his pocket, wired, and the wires ran through his pocket into his clothing, and finally up his butt. Ferrini explained to the cops that the wire went to a vibrator he had up his butt. They got suspicious and thought it was a bomb. They called EOD and evacuated the South Lake Tahoe CHP office.

After three hours, the explosive ordinance people determined that the device was, in fact, a vibrator.

Some things you just can't make up.