SAY WHAT!?

RETURN OF DAMAGED GOODS

By now, unless you’re living under a rock, you must have learned about the Tennessee nurse who adopted a seven-year-old boy from a Russian orphanage last September only to return him as damaged goods. After paying a Russian tour guide $200 to pick him up, she placed him on an airliner as an unattended minor with a note pinned on his shirt that said she was returning him because of his unruly behavior.

The manner in which she returned the poor little bastard gives new meaning to the term ‘Ugly American.’


HITTING THE MOTHER LODE

79-year-old wealthy Hollywood celebrity Elizabeth Taylor is about to accumulate her ninth husband. Apparently Liz's brains have become addled after years of excessive alcohol consumption and the use of other chemical substances. The groom-to-be is reported to be a 49-year-old talent agent.

It looks like that talent agent, 30-years the bride-to-be’s junior, is about to hit the Mother Lode.


FIRST THE HANDGUNS, THEN THE LONG GUNS, THEN ALL GUNS

Bob Walsh reports that a bill by Assemblyman Michael Feuer which would require that the purchasers of long guns go through the same 10-day wait, California Department of Justice paperwork with accompanying fee and record keeping process as the registration of handguns do now is working its way through the California State Assembly.

Hey, they don’t call California the land of nuts and fruits for nothing. If that bill passes, the gun control loonies will have made it easier to achieve their ultimate goal. That goal, of course, is to ban the possession of firearms outright.