At least two women have been busted for Assault With BM – that’s breast milk, not the other kind of BM. Until now, I’ve never looked at tantalizing boobs as dangerous weapons. Someone please remind me to keep my distance from them gyrating pole dancers.
WOMAN ACCUSED OF BREAST MILK ASSSAULT ON POLICE LOSES TEACHING JOB
By Dan Jovic
Fox 8 Cleveland
July 1, 2011
DELAWARE, Ohio— A central Ohio woman who has pled not guilty to assaulting a police officer by spraying him with milk from her lactating breast has now reportedly lost her job as a teacher.
According to a Columbus Dispatch report, Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, has been fired from her teaching job at Summit Academy on Columbus' East Side.
The Columbus Dispatch report confirmed Robinette's firing through information obtained in a public records request.
On June 27, Robinette plead not guilty to several charges, including domestic violence and assault, stemming from her weekend arrest.
The new mom's troubles started early on June 25th at the Bridgewater Banquet Center in Delaware.
Robinette and her husband were guests at a wedding but got into a fight outside in the parking lot as the party was winding down.
A 911 caller said,"She's intoxicated and she's swinging."
The bride apparently attempted to calm Robinette, but she responded by locking herself inside her car, a red Honda.
The 911 caller said, "I mean the bride's out here right now consoling her. They're friends. It's coming to blows. It's not good."
Sheriff's deputies arrived and tried to talk to her but according to Sheriff Walter Davis she kept screaming profanities at the deputies.
Deputies say, after several failed attempts at kicking out the car's windows, Robinette finally exited the vehicle and unleashed her lactating breasts on the unsuspecting deputies.
"Then, she took out one of her breasts and literally started pumping her breast to spray the milk on officers," said Sheriff Walter Davis.
In court, a sober Stephanie Robinette said she was deeply sorry for her actions.
"I just want to apologize for this incident that occurred on Friday. I have no criminal record and I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family and I'm addressing that, and absolutely serious to go forward with counseling and rehabilitation."
The Columbus Dispatch report says Robinette has a masters degree and she taught second and third graders.
(Fox 8 News Reporter Suzanne Stratford contributed to this report.)
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And here is the report of an assault with BM that occurred last year in Kentucky:
WOMAN ASSAULTS POLICE OFFICER WITH BREAST MILK
KREM.com
March 5, 2010
OWENSBORO, KY. -- A very unusual assault on an officer has more than doubled the trouble for a woman in Owensboro, Kentucky.
Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday for public intoxication, a misdemeanor. But it’s what she did later that has people talking.
As Tramel changed into an inmate uniform, she squirted a stream of breast milk into the face of the female deputy watching over her.
After the deputy decontaminated herself from the bio-hazard, Tramel was charged with third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at ten-thousand dollars due to the felony charge.
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