Things must be really slow in Bonneau, South Carolina for the police chief to cite a 65-year-old woman for violating the state’s obscenity laws by dangling a set of popular truck nutz from the rear bumper of her 2004 Dodge pickup. The citation was for having an “Obscene Bumper Sticker” which, according to the chief, falls under a state law involving displays that community standards deem “patently offensive” and include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body."
It turns out that the crime fighting police chief is also a deadbeat dad. Just a few days after issuing that dipshit citation, the chief’s ass was thrown in jail for failing to pay $15,000 in child support payments dating back to 2006.
THE DEATH OF FUN
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson
Smoking Gun
July 27, 2011
OH COME ON, as though somehow there are people out there who don’t love Truck Nutz? Judging by the number of people who sent us this tip, absolutely NO ONE in all of space/time except a humorless douchebag police officer who issued a $445 ticket to a 65-year-old woman for putting giant red balls on her truck, along with some prosecutor who ran out of black people to throw in prison and will now make this lady stand trial for being a public fan of novelty testicles. We might as well be living under Stalin.
Virginia Tice, 65, was issued the ticket earlier this month after her truck was pulled over by Bonneau Police Department Chief Franco Fuda who saw the popular adornment known as “Truck Nutz” or “Bulls Balls” hanging from her 2004 Dodge.
Her violation was recorded by the chief as “Obscene Bumber Sticker” which falls under a state law involving displays that community standards deem “patently offensive” and include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body.”
According to a court clerk a trial will be scheduled for late August. It will allow Tice’s peers to determine what the community standard is when it comes to dangling novelty balls off the back of one’s truck.
SOUTH CAROLINA COP THROWN IN JAIL AFTER ISSUING ‘TRUCK NUTZ’ TICKET
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson
The Post and Courier
July 28, 2011
INSTANT COMEUPPANCE, BIYOTCHES. The killjoy police chief who gave an obscenity citation to a 65-year-old woman for hanging red Truck Nutz off her pickup truck turns out to be a bit of a “Joe Walsh” himself. He was tossed into the clink for owing $15,000 in back child support payments that he hadn’t paid since 2006. Is it sheer coincidence that he was finally arrested mere days after he decided to hunt down Truck Nutz? TRUCK NUTZ 1 POLICE 0.
Berkeley County sheriff’s deputies took the chief of Bonneau’s police department to family court Wednesday and held him there until he came up with over $15,000 in overdue child support.
Judge Wayne Creech found Chief Franco Fuda in contempt of court and gave him the chance to pay what he owed to an ex-wife in Illinois before sending him to Berkeley County Detention Center, according to court documents.
According to court records, Fuda kept up with his $275 per-month child support payments from December 1992, when his wife gained custody of their infant son in their divorce, until January 2004, when his payments became more sporadic. In June 2006, Fuda stopped paying altogether for at least three years, records state.
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