The Unconventional Gazette
December 9, 2012
From an Irish Sunday School teacher:
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'No!' the children answered.
‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was ‘No!'
‘If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?’
Again, they all answered ‘No!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: 'Yuv gotta be fookin dead!'
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