The Unconventional Gazette
December 29, 2012
A Sam Houston Institute of Technology study group that rated the nation’s presidents recently released its findings as to the best president of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever. Democrats were ecstatic over the findings while Republicans were outraged, insisting that Obama was rated way too high.
Former president George W. Bush released the following statement: “I find it incredulous that President Obama would be rated that high when, ever since the 2008 campaign, all he’s done is to keep blaming me for everything that’s gone wrong in this country.”
The SHIT study found that George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan and 7 other presidents tied for first.
Thomas Jefferson, Harry Truman and 13 other presidents tied for second.
18 other presidents tied for third.
Obama came in fourth.
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