Wednesday, December 02, 2015

HALLELUJAH, PRAISE THE LORD!

While doing seven years in an Ohio prison, Thom Miller stole a bible and found God; then he became an ordained minister and found two wives; hallelujah, praise the Lord!

According to the Daily Mail, Rev. Thom Miller, 60, is an ordained minister with a church in Mansfield, Ohio and a prison ministry. The good reverend is also married to both Belinda, 44, and 19-year-old Reba. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Miller claims to have been an enforcer for the Mafia in Cleveland. He also told a newspaper in 2003 that he had been shot three times, jailed more than 20 times and fathered 12 children with five different women. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

In 1991, Miller was sent to prison for stabbing a man during a bar fight. While in prison, he stole a bible and found God. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Miller was released from Prison after serving seven years. He became an ordained minister. He has a church in Mansfield and runs a prison ministry. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

He and second wife Reba were recently married in his church, some seven years after he married first wife Belinda there. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Belinda and Thom met Reba Kerfoot at a soup kitchen. They got close and Reba moved in with them. Miller had been friends with the Kerfoots and knew Reba as a child. Miller was smitten with the child who had blossomed into a fine looking woman. Reba is now pregnant. I am estimating that this will be child number 13 for the good reverend who claims to have sired 12 kids with five different women. Number 13 will make Reba the sixth woman. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Belinda is OK sharing Thom with Reba. Belinda says: “We kind of make jokes about the baby and where he or she will sleep because we've got two separate master suites - in case mommy Reba needs a break then mommy Belinda can have the baby for the night.” Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Miller says: “I don't preach about polygamy but I feel it is a very Christian lifestyle. I have no problem with homosexuals but I think it's wrong that their marriage is now recognised by the state but my second marriage is not. I'm going to try and fight the bigotry of that - this is America and my wives and I have the right to live anyway we please - providing we're not hurting anybody.” Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Right now Thom is building a house with two wings, one for Belinda and the other one for Reba. They have arranged for Belinda and Reba to take turns sleeping with Thom, each spending three nights with the good reverend on rotation. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

Who says prisons don’t rehabilitate anyone? Rev. Thom Miller has proven you wrong. Hallelujah, praise the Lord!

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