An old fart became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Olefart’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
A young doctor, who was positive that this old fart didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Olefart's clinic.
Young doctor: "Dr. Olefart, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Olefart: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the doctor's mouth."
Young doctor: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Olefart: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The young doctor gets pissed off and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Young doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Olefart: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Young doctor: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Olefartr: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The young doctor (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Young doctor: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!”
Dr. Olefart: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Young doctor: "But this is only $10!”
Dr. Olefart: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
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