THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE ON WHOM SUBTLETY IS WASTED

By Bob Walsh

The Brits over in the sandbox got word last month that a notorious ISIS executioner, who liked to burn his victims alive with a flamethrower, was preparing to roast about a dozen captives near the town of Buttcrack, Syria. (Actually it was near Raqqa but I think of pretty much every city in Syria as Buttcrack.)

The SAS team got ready to move and their overwatch sniper nailed the executioner with a Barret .50 caliber at not quite a mile. The bullet went clean thru the psycho-butcher, blowing up the flamethrower tank on his back and killing the three man camera crew that was setting up to film the deaths. Four dead camel-fucker terrorists with one shot. That might be a record. (Actually they might not have all been camel fuckers. Some might have been sheep fuckers or goat fuckers. I sometimes over-generalize.)

The hostages, eight men and four women, were rescued.