Tuesday, September 27, 2016

TOMMY GUN-FIRING LAWYER PERMANENTLY DISBARRED BY HOUSTON COPS

Houston lawyer Nathan Desal, wearing a Nazi uniform complete with swastikas and using a tommy gun, wounds nine before being perforated by the cops

Nathan Desal, a Houston lawyer, had some serious issues with other members of his law firm. About 6:30 Monday morning, Nate began to take his frustrations out on his neighborhood which borders on the urb of West University Place. Using a Tommy gun with a straight magazine – as opposed to a 50-round drum magazine – and wearing a WW2 Nazi uniform complete with swastikas, Nate opened fire, shooting at everything in sight on a strip shopping center parking lot and at cars passing by on the streets.

At one point a neighbor looking out of her apartment window, observed Nate standing by his Porsche Boxster and calmly reloading his gun.

An army of cops from Houston, West University Place and Bellaire descended on the scene. Nate engaged them in a gun battle. The cops won, so perforating him that he was permanently disbarred.

Nate wounded nine people, one critically and another seriously. Several other people narrowly escaped being wounded or killed when the cars they were driving were hit by Nate’s random gunfire.

When it was all over the FBI and the ATF showed up. A search of the Boxster turned up more weapons and a search of Nate’s nearby condo turned up more Nazi regalia and memorabilia.

Ach du lieber! Der Führer would have been proud. And because the late Nate used their favorite gun - the Thompson sub machinegun – so would Bonnie and Clyde.

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

He should have been using an MP-38 or MP-40. One must do these sort of things correctly.

Anonymous said...

Talk about living in the past...