Monday, February 13, 2017

NETANYAHU REVEALS THAT WALKER, TEXAS RANGER IS ISRAEL’S NEW ‘INDESTRUCTIBLE’ DEFENSE SYSTEM

Netanyahu tells his bodyguards they are no longer needed now that Chuck Norris is here

Chuck Norris and his wife Gena O’Kelley have been touring Israel. On Saturday, a week ago, Chuck met with Dore Gold, former Director-General of the Israeli foreign ministry. The next day he prayed at the Western Wall.

On Wednesday, Chuck met with Bibi Netanyahu and gave the Israeli Prime Minister a big hug. Netanyahu jokingly told his bodyguards they were no longer needed when he and Walker, Texas Ranger were together.

Netanyahu also revealed that Walker, Texas Ranger is Israel’s new ‘indestructible’ defense system. “Israel is strong, but it's indestructible now,” said Bibi, “Thank you for your support!”

Chuck retorted, “Believe me, you'll always have my support”

Norris has been an outspoken strong supporters of Israel where he has made three movies, most notably the 1986-action thriller Delta Force. Chuck also supported Netanyahu in the prime minister’s last two elections. He released a video before the last election in 2015 urging Israelis to re-elect Netanyahu as Prime Minister.

Netanyahu is scheduled to meet with President Trump on Wednesday. According to Israel Today, Israel’s right-wing leaders want Netanyahu to get Trump to end the United States’ support for a two state solution. If Trump refuses to end the “charade of the land-for-peace process,” Netanyahu could be in for a “political firestorm at home.”

Bibi, get ready for a political firestorm! Trump has already committed himself to a two state solution and has assigned his son-in-law Jared Kushner to achieve that end to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Netanyahu and Trump’s meeting will be a warm one, unlike Netanyahu’s icy meetings with former President Barack Obama. While Obama was clearly anti-Israel, Trump has been a supporter of the Jewish state. But Trump’s spokespersons have already criticized Israel’s settlement expansion. And I’ll eat my John Deere cap if the Trump-Netanyahu meeting results in an announcement that the U.S. embassy in Israel will be moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

Now if Walker, Texas Ranger were president, the embassy would be moved forthwith into the U.S. consulate in Jerusalem and Netanyahu would be urged to have Israel kick ass of the Palestinians.

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