DICK GONE TO THE DOGS

Drunken man was furious because his friend tried to make whoopee with his wife, cuts off his dick and throws it to his dogs

Three buddies were drinking at Permsak Petprasert’s home in Ratchaburi, Thailand on Saturday night. When thy ran out of booze, Petprasert and one of the other buddies left to get some more.

While the two men were gone, Suwit Tipjantha sneaked into the bedroom and stroked the arm of Petprasert’s sleeping wife. That woke her up. She ran out of the house and screamed at her returning husband that Tipjantha was trying to fuck her.

That didn’t sit too well with Petprasert. The furious husband clocked Tipjantha with a hammer and then cut off his unconscious friend’s dick with a fruit peeling knife. Then he threw the severed dick to his pet dogs for a treat. After that, he had some neighbors take Tipjantha to a hospital.

When Tipjantha regained consciousness in the hospital, he told the police that he had no recollection of what happened after they started drinking.

Thai cops busted Petprasert and he copped to everything. He was charged him with physical assault leading to a serious injury of another person. If convicted, he faces six months to 10 years behind bars.

Tipjanth is 39, Petprasert is 50 and Petprasert’s wife is 52.

Alas, poor Suwit. Doctors cannot reattach your dick. It’s gone to the dogs. Noe you will find it hard to hit the spot whenever you pee. And from now on, when you want to make love to some gal, you can only do it ‘eating at the Y.’

I guess the moral to this story is, don’t leave your wife alone with a drunken friend.